Crocs are not only the fugliest things ever created by human hands, but they are also hazardous to your health! Kerry Burdick (BIRD DICK!) of Pennsylvania has filed a $7.5 million lawsuit against the evil doers at CROCS after her son’s shoe got caught in an escalator at an aquarium in Baltimore. Her son was left with a mangled big toe.
Ms. Bird Dick claims Crocs knew their fug foot covers were not safe for escalator travel and did not warn the public about it. Last June, a 3-year-old broke three toes when one of her Crocs got caught in an escalator. Crocs said they were not to blame. Although, days before Ms. Bird Dick’s son’s Crocs accident, the company announced they were redesigning the shoe after receiving around 60 complaints about escalator injuries. They also said they would add “escalator warning” tags to all shoes.
My wish is for a judge to do what’s right and turn over the entire Crocs company to Ms. Bird Dick. I am confident Ms. Bird Dick will close down the dark-sided company and recall every last shoe. Ms. Bird Dick should then recycle all Crocs into something the world needs more of: DILDOS!
Source: Baltimore Sun