When I first saw this video, I immediately screamed that I finally found the perfect Christmas pressie for Brit Brit Spears, but then I remembered that she’s no Cheetos novice. No. Brit Brit has a full room filled with hundreds of these Cheetos Pets. There’s nothing she loves more than locking herself away in her Cheetos Pets room after a long day. She cuddles next to them, brushes their cheesy locks with her tongue and even takes them for a walk in her backyard. She bawled for hours when SPF accidentally ate one.
The first single off her new album was a lullaby dedicated to her Cheetos Pets, but the label nixed it. Cheetos H8RS!
And now the Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos song will be in my brain area the entire day. Hey, it’s better than Woomanizah!
Below is Our Lady of Cheetos with her kids at FAO Schwartz in NYC the other day and at some tree lighting in L.A. last night. You can tell in her eyes that she can’t wait to get to her precious Cheetos Pets.