Wonky Wants To Play Tinkerbell

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Disney is known for producing whores, but maybe that’s become too much work for them, so they’ve decided to hire already established whores instead. Page Six says that Wonky McValtrex is lobbying to play the title role in the live-action version of Tinkerbell. And by “lobbying” I mean sucking as many dicks as possible to get the role. Even the night janitors at Disneyland!

Some source said that Disney is actually considering it. “Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.

If they want Walt Disney to rise from the dead to shut down the company for eternity, then they should cast Wonky. Although, I think it’s more appropriate if they cast this skank in the pee pee porn version called TINKLEbell.

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