What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word “uncool” on her ass because it’s going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole “uncool” thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.” Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.

Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. “Oh my God, it’s hysterical. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!”

Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren’t true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It’s a vicious cycle.

I’ll admit that reading Jen say the word “motherfuckers,” made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it’s that easy. Say the word “motherfucker” or “cunt” around me and I’ll be yours forever.

And since there’s a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.

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