It must have taken dozens of airbrush artists hundreds of hours to make Vadge’s skin look like a freshly peeled and scrubbed piece of Jicama. Vadge stood over them with a whip and shouted, “We’re not done until my skin looks like the inner thigh of a newborn baby! No, the inner thigh of a fetus!” The Photoshoppers probably finally gave up and just copy and pasted a photo of Vadge’s face from the 80s.
The photo shoot itself was also pretty dangerous. When Vadge opened her legs, 4 or 5 crew members were sucked into her crotch. You can faintly hear their screams when she walks.
And let’s be real for a second. If Louis Vuitton wanted someone flexible, they should’ve called up the Sheena from America’s Next Top Model. That bitch really knows how to sell a bag with her legs in the air. Real talk.
P.S. – I’m so proud of myself for not making an “old bag” or “leathery vagina” joke!