Who could forget that episode of MacGyver when he made a bridge out of three douche bags and nylon rope. – BaddestBitch
The Spears clan went looking for that thing called talent, they’ve heard stories about it, but have never seen it up close. – Stuttsville
And Satan, upon realizing he’d missed a few back in 1989, cracked open the earth and sucked the remaining Zubaz-wearing freaks down to hell where they belonged. – MJF
“It was the fart that killed him.” – .