Crunk + Disorderly, one of my favorite blogs in the history of the internets, posted these amazing pictures of what’s going to be my next birthday cake. I can’t wait to take these pictures down to my local Food Emporium’s bakery department to request that they recreate this masterpiece. I want double frosting, though.
The NSFWish pictures are after the jump. The chick holding the birthday girl’s hair is a true friend. Only real friends will hold back your hair while you’re sucking on cake dick. JUMP!!!