Operation Humble Kanye Is A Success!

December 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Stephen Colbert called upon America to help him take down Kanye West and his mission is complete! As of 8:40am today, Stephen’s Christmas album is #3 on iTunes, one spot above Kanye! SQUID BRAINS! Stephen wanted the #1 spot, but he’s no match for Our Lady of Cheetos! He’ll try to deal with her next week.

I did my part by handing over $7.99 for Colbert’s soon-to-be Christmas classic! I haven’t listened to it yet, because I need to pace myself when it comes to holiday-themed shit. I mean, radio stations started playing holiday music the day before Thanksgiving. That’s cheating! There should be some law that radio stations, TV shows, stores, etc. can’t start playing that shit until two weeks before the actual day. Hearing holiday music wherever I go makes me hate Christmas.

Now we can declare that The Colbert has won this battle against Kanye! Those of us that forked over our lube money, can pat ourselves on the genitals for helping Colbert reach this goal. I’m sure there will be many more battles against Kanye. Now, I can’t say that I’ll fight for Colbert every single time, because I do have a soft spot on my CAPS LOCK key for Kanye. But for now….

Viva Colbert!!!

Tags: Hotness, Kanye West, Talk Shows

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