Morning Wood

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

The plot for Haispray 2 is full of FAIL (but thankfully John Travolta is not included) –

Happy Accident” would still have been a better name than Bronx Mowgli Celebitchy

Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos actually made the cover of a tabloid – I’m Not Obsessed

Heidi Montag’s mom is in on the charade – Mollygood

Kim KardASSian is full of caca – Socialite Life

Asshole Simpson fell in love Pete Wentz’s clitoris first – Celebslam

95% of the Top Male Nekkid Scenes of 2008 are so not hot – The Frisky

Kiki Dunst’s new man looks like he bathes semi-regularly, so that makes him an upgrade – ICYDK

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