Morning Wood
December 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The plot for Haispray 2 is full of FAIL (but thankfully John Travolta is not included) – EW.com
“Happy Accident” would still have been a better name than Bronx Mowgli – Celebitchy
Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos actually made the cover of a tabloid – I’m Not Obsessed
Heidi Montag’s mom is in on the charade – Mollygood
Kim KardASSian is full of caca – Socialite Life
Asshole Simpson fell in love Pete Wentz’s clitoris first – Celebslam
95% of the Top Male Nekkid Scenes of 2008 are so not hot – The Frisky
Kiki Dunst’s new man looks like he bathes semi-regularly, so that makes him an upgrade – ICYDK
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