Matt Lucas Got Himself A New Toy

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Little Britain’s Matt Lucas officially divorced his husband of 18-months back in October and it looks like he’s dried all his tears and gotten back on the horse hung.

39-year-old Matt was out shopping in L.A. yesterday with some trick21-year-old model Kevin Gould. The love tarts met on the set of Little Britain USA. Kevin The trick obviously instantly fell madly in love with Matt’s vivacious personality, infectious sense of humor and his love for life. Kevin The trick has my permission to use that line during interviews when he’s asked if he’s giving head to get ahead.

And Matt immediately fell in love with….well….with Kevin’s the trick’s body. Kevin Matt’s trick is the hotness, but that bitch needs to lose that fugly thick chain. I’m like a kitten, so when I see something shiny it catches my eye and distracts me from finding out important information like how big the peen is.

UPDATE! – This is not Kevin Gould with Matt Lucas. It’s some piece with no name.

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