Matt Lucas Got Himself A New Toy

December 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Little Britain’s Matt Lucas officially divorced his husband of 18-months back in October and it looks like he’s dried all his tears and gotten back on the horse ~~hung~~.

39-year-old Matt was out shopping in L.A. yesterday with some trick~~21-year-old model Kevin Gould. The love tarts met on the set of Little Britain USA. Kevin~~ The trick obviously instantly fell madly in love with Matt’s vivacious personality, infectious sense of humor and his love for life. ~~Kevin~~ The trick has my permission to use that line during interviews when he’s asked if he’s giving head to get ahead.

And Matt immediately fell in love with….well….with ~~Kevin’s~~ the trick’s body. ~~Kevin~~ Matt’s trick is the hotness, but that bitch needs to lose that fugly thick chain. I’m like a kitten, so when I see something shiny it catches my eye and distracts me from finding out important information like how big the peen is.

UPDATE! – This is not Kevin Gould with Matt Lucas. It’s some piece with no name.

Tags: Flavor of Love, Gay, Hotness, Talk Shows

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