Kathy Griffin’s Grammy Dream Almost Fulfilled!

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Kathy Griffin recorded her comedy album For Your Consideration just so she could get a Grammy and her dream is very close to coming true. Memaw Maggie’s daughter was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album last night along with Flight of the Conchords, George Carlin, Lewis Black and Harry Shearer. Hooray! This bitch better win just so she can offend the uptight dumbasses of America again.

The nominations were announced last night during a Grammy nomination concert. They had a fucking concert to announce the nominations and they showed that shit on TV. What’s next? A televised concert to announce the nomination concert? And another televised concert to announce that Mimi’s shit is banana-shaped?

Lil Wayne received the most nominations with 8. Coldplay got 7 nominations. Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye got 6 nominations each. Here’s just a few of the top categories. Click here to see the full long ass list.

Album of the Year
Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, Coldplay (Chris Martin must be stopped)
Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne
Year of the Gentleman, Ne-Yo
Raising Sand, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows, Radiohead

Record of the Year
“Chasing Pavements,” Adele
“Viva la Vida,” Coldplay
“Bleeding Love,” Leona Lewis
“Paper Planes,” M.I.A.
“Please Read the Letter,” Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

Song of the Year (for the songwriter)
“American Boy,” performed by Estelle featuring Kanye West
“Chasing Pavements,” performed by Adele
“I’m Yours,” performed by Jason Mraz
“Love Song,” performed by Sara Bareilles
“Viva La Vida,” performed by Coldplay

Best New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan

Um. I think they’re going to need to do a recount. This list doesn’t seem right. I mean, where’s It’s So Cold in the D and Smell Yo Dick? Mistakes have been made. Those two masterpieces should have the most nominations.

And I expect Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You) and Kim Zolciak’s Tightrope to sweeeeeeeep next year’s nominations.

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