Crazy Eyes Is Already Bonkers

December 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Tricia Walsh-Smith is back on YouTube and she’s traded slagging off her husband for singing in a dominatrix costume. I understand if that last part immediately made you click off this site and go to the Live Feed Puppies!! It’s a little too early to deal with this shit, but deal with it I did!

Crazy Eyes’ new single is called “Bonkers” and the video just shows her running around London like a madwoman on the run. The footage probably wasn’t even for the video. That’s how Crazy Eyes acts on a daily basis. The other part of the video shows Crazy Eyes as a dominatrix in some homemade dungeon. Her dungeon sort of looks like the Chinese restaurant down the street from me. Hmmm…

My favorite part is at the 1:38 mark when Crazy Eyes is just standing there, having a moment of clarity and thinking, “WTF is my life?!

And her eyes still burn past my soul through the wall behind me and into my neighbor’s apartment. My neighbor probably feels the uneasy feeling of someone watching him. It’s Crazy Eyes!

Thanks Janey

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