Party In China!

December 3, 2008 / Posted by:

The world’s oldest stash of weed has been found in China! Surprisingly, it was not found by my stoner cousin who could sniff out shake in between couch cushions. The dude has skills. Anyweedy, scientists found almost 2-pounds of the good shit in the 2,700 year-old grave of a man in the Gobi Desert.

After a series of “tests” (aka they had a bowl party) scientists determined that shit was not just used to make clothing. They were smoking it up. That shit is the real ancient Chinese secret.

Did the scientists also find a 2,700 year-old Taco Bell in the area, because I don’t know how those bitches smoked up without devouring two Pintos ‘N Cheeses afterwards.

And I’ll race all of you to China! The scientists will totally buy it when we say, “Um…I dropped my stash in the Gobi Desert 2,700 years ago. I heard through the grapevine that you might have it?


Thanks Ray

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