Jessica Simpson was so inspired by a documentary on the religious masterpiece The Da Vinci Code that she now wants to study theology. Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes.
Jessica told Marie Claire (via P6), “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
This might not be such a bad idea. Then she can read the lost commandment: “Thou shall not open your mouth if your name is Jessica Simpson.”
And since Jessica is so inspired by documentaries, someone should get her “Grizzly Man” for Christmas. Maybe that will inspire her ass to go live in the wilderness forever.