Brit Brit Did It Better Last Year
Brit Brit celebrated her 27th birfday in NYC last night with a party attended by a bunch of people she doesn’t really know. Let’s see…Lance Bass was there, so was Heidi Klum, a dude from Lipstick Jungle and a few Victoria’s Secret models. Basically, the party was filled with bitches her record label invited.
Unfortunately, Brit didn’t recreate the picture above, taken last year for her birfday. Maybe her eyes can’t do that anymore because of all the meds. That would be surprising, because when I’m hopped up on a delicious cocktail of dolls, my eyes only do that. I’ve even tried to pry them apart with my fingers, but they just go right back. Brit must have that side effect under control. Although, in the pictures below her titties kind of look like they are going cross eyed. Or maybe they are just trying to pop out. They miss the old days where they could just jump out whenever they wanted to. Daddy Spears probably has them sedated too, so they won’t try any of that shit.
Below are also some pictures of Brit at rehearsal for the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting tonight. I wish I was there so that I could pour a little cinnamon sugar on her bun. You know she would’ve tried to eat that shit! And yes, I think Brit looks purdy here. No, I am not on a Frapp high.
