Who Would Ever Hurt This Beautiful Angel?

December 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Only a beauty-hating monster would harm the Empress of Lucite! Hitting Shauna Sand is like pistol whipping a newborn kitten. Pure evil!

TMZ says that the Empress was granted a temporary restraining order against her husband, Romain Chevent, yesterday after she claimed he did some heinous shit to her! Just reading about the atrocities he committed upon her makes my eyes burn with those tear-things people talk about. I guess this is what crying feels like?

In the documents, Shauna states that Romain hit at her luscious breasts right after she had some titty work done. She also said that he choked, punched and threw her across the room. She got a restraining order against him in 2007, but dismissed it after he promised to change.

The son of Satan also threatened to sell nude pictures of her young daughters! This is what Shauna claims anyway. She says he took them while he was babysitting. Where the fuck was Chris Hansen and the pitcher of iced tea when we needed them most?

Romain must have hid all of Shauna’s exquisite lucite heels, because if she had them on she would have been able to float away to safety on a cloud of elegance.

The government needs to step in and do something about this! Fuck a restraining order! He needs to be sentenced to life in prison for attacking one of the world’s most beloved treasures. Someone do something about this!

Below are pictures of the lucite-hater. If you see him, it is your duty as a human being to slap him in the teeth and perform a citizen’s arrest on him. CITIZEN’S ARREST!

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