Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

December 2, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m going to make this short, because there’s a Hot Pocket calling my name. There’s so many chemicals in a Hot Pocket that it could probably grow lips and actually call my name. Anyway, it’s about that time to make the most important decision of the month and vote for November’s Hot Slut of the Month! This time I have 5 sluts for you to choose from: 4 blondes and 1 sexy ginge! Here’s your choices:

Joe Jackson – Albino musical genius!
Stu Rasmussen – America’s first tranny mayor!
Toby the Dog – The face and scooting ass of the Stanley Steemer Company!
Kim Zolciak – Take all the descriptions above, mix them in a bowl and you have Kim!
Jeremy Jordan – Star of my 90s wet dreams!

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday. Make the right choice!

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