Dear Beyonce, Brit Brit and all those other bitches who think they know how it’s done – This is how it’s really done! This is exactly how the world wants to be entertained. Tina Turner is the que-que-que…I can’t call her that. The word won’t come out. If I do, Queen Aretha will lay one of her chichis over me and I’ll disappear forever.
During her “I’m 69 an Oh So Fine” tour, Tina Turner gets her hot ass into her old Aunty Entity outfit and plops Kim Zolciak’s weekend wig on her head to perform “We Don’t Need Another Hero.” This is the shit I need to see. Heaven is probably Tina Turner wearing this outfit singing that song on a loop. That mega hot piece behind her is also there feeding us grapes.
Below are a few more pictures of Tina Turner busting it for the audience at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night. Tommy Girl and his tired robot wifey were in the audience. Tommy was only there to ask Tina how he can get a hold of one of those Aunty Entity costumes. One of Johnny Travolta’s fantasies involves him in his Battlefield Earth costume and Tommy as Aunty Entity.