Stephen Colbert Wants To Take Down Kanye West

December 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Stephen Colbert has a mission for America. He wants all of us to purchase his Christmas album on iTunes this Wednesday at 5pmEST so that he can push Kanye West off the #1 spot. Stephen believes that his ego is big enough to go up against and crush Kanye’s gigantic-enormous-magnificent ego.

I will gladly march with Stephen’s army and spend $7.99 to help complete his mission, but deep down I know Kanye West will prevail! He will not be trumped by The Colbert! He will take to his MacBook Air and swiftly purchase as many copies of his own album as possible so that Stephen will come up short. BITCH BOGUS! And I also can’t wait to hear what Kanye has to say…..in all CAPS of course. He’s not angry, just lazy!

The truth is, Our Lady of Cheetos is going to triumph against both of them. Do not underestimate the Cheetoholics!

Stephen’s call to America is below:

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