Let’s All Get Pubestaches!

It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he’s doing it for his “art“) and so does the Pregnant Dude! I’ve never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I’m just afraid that I’ll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he’s wearing isn’t helping his cause. Some suits just look like you’re trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.

Anyway, I’ll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don’t know if I’m brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender’s list. You grow one first.

Here’s Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She’s about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she’s floating like the angel she is.