Ivana Better Not Marry This One

December 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Ivana Trump quit her fourth husband only 3 months ago and she’s already got a new diaper-wearing boy toy to keep her turkey arms gobblin’ at night. Ivana was in Paris last night with some 22-year-old model type who goes by the name of John-David Dery. Yes, he’s 22 and she’s fucking 59.

Ivana obviously loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts and John-David loves her money. And from the looks of him, he probably loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts too. The dude doesn’t look like a vagina-only kind of boy.

This bitch is going to get her gold digging membership card revoked if she marries this one. Fuck it, ride it, suck it, eat it and then throw that shit away! She does not need any legal ties to that dick. His ass is going to do whatever it takes for her to say “I do.” He’ll even deal with her pissing on his dick during fucky times. Okay, let’s talk about this for a quick second.

My horny aunt once told me that she couldn’t hold her water during sex anymore. She actually said that she “wets on the penis” sometimes. I figured she meant she was just busting nuts, but she cleared it up for me, “No. I go #1.” She actually said #1. We’re talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. Anyway, she said that in her old age, she has that problem now. I asked some other oldies about it and they said it never happens to them. So my aunt obviously just has a pissy pussy. For some reason when I saw these pictures of Ivana and her new piece, I thought of pissy pussy.

Here’s Ivana, her plastic cat face and her toy at some restaurant in Paris last night.

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