Maybe it’s because I’m used to seeing her look like she just crawled out of the swamp, but Brit Brit looked sort of hot on Good Morning America today. I never thought I’d ever type those words again! Yes, I know her abs came courtesy of Janet Jackson’s rib remover and Mimi’s ab-brush artiste, but still!
As for the rest of her performance, well…..she did a good job walking around, throwing her hands in the air and moving her mouth. She gets an A++ in walking. Although, she kind of looked like she was doing the “Ahs Gotta Tinkle” pace. Brit Brit also gets high marks for adjusting her mic even though it wasn’t even on! She is a true lip-synching pro! Too bad that show Puttin On The Hits isn’t on anymore. She would’ve been a top contender for the grand prize.
Below is our little Cheetoling’s performance of “Circus.” When one of her dancers tossed popcorn in the air, I expected her ass to start catching it with her mouth. Sadly, she didn’t. Also, click here to watch her perform “Woomanizah,” but it’s exactly like all her other performances of this shit. You know, my mom was talking about that song the other night, but she has an accent so it sounds like she said “WOMBanizah.” That has changed the entire song for me. Now I picture a loose fetus bouncing from womb to womb.