Where’s The White Glove?

December 1, 2008 / Posted by:

When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, “Man in the Mirror” started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she’d be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.

And Angie’s not wearing shoes. She’s barefoot. Saints don’t have toes. It’s a little known fact.

Here’s Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.

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