The Feeling Is Mutual

December 1, 2008 / Posted by:

DOUCHE ALERT! Put your dirty ‘ginas in the air for a free wash!

Dax Dix Shepard was at Disneyland with his way more famous girlfriend Kristen Bell when he spotted a pap taking pictures of them while they were on “It’s A Small World.” Dax immediately gave the pap the douchebag salute! The hot lady’s face in front of Dix speaks for all of us. She’s thinking, “Dick, please!

It’s kind of fucking endearing that Dix thinks the paps actually care about him. They were obviously trying to get pictures of that Veronica Mars chick. They probably don’t even know who he is! They figured he was just some dirty piece she picked up while getting an oil & filter change at Jiffy Lube. Seriously, he looks like he smells like motor oil, Axe body spray and Pall Malls.

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