Que Sera Sera!
Vintage gold digger Ivana Trump has split up with her Gavin Rossdale look-alike fourth husband Rossano Rubicondi. Well, if Gavin Rossdale had been dropped on his head a few hundred times as a child.
The cougar and her cub barely got married in April after dating for 6 years. 59-year-old Ivana issued a statement saying that they actually broke up 3 months ago, but didn’t want to go public with it because of Rossano’s apperance on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor.
It was during Survivor that 36-year-old Rossano cheated on Ivana with the cameras on him. Ivana doesn’t mention this shit in her statement. She only says, “Rossano wants to live in Miami and work in Milan. But, I am a New Yorker and my family, friends and businesses are here. As the beautiful song says, `Que sera sera!'”
Err. Isn’t this one of the things that bitches should discuss when they get married? First, you make your new husband promise that his dick will never shrink. Then you tell him where you’re both going to live. I figured Ivana married a toy, because he’d do whatever she wanted. Obviously not.
This shit kind of hurts honestly. Ivana should know better. She’s an accomplished gold digger and it looks like she might get played. She better have tattooed the pre-nup on her cougar lips.