Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before: Wino Wants A Divorce

November 29, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden is currently resting her crack hive at THE CLINIC in London after suffering a seizure due to a bad reaction from her medication. In crackie-talk that just means she had too much of the bad shit. While Wino is laid up in the hospital, she’s reportedly talked to several lawyers about starting divorce proceedings.

Wino still hasn’t visited her beloved Blaaaake since he left the chokey for rehab. She’s apparently still pissed off at his ass for not telling her he was leaving prison. They fight constantly during phone conversations and now she’s ready to cut him off completely.

I feel like we’ve heard this a zillion times before. Wino and Blaaaake get into a fight, she threatens to divorce him, the lawyer brings the papers over for her to sign and she decides she’d rather smoke up the documents than have them delivered to Blaaake. Then she calls him up, he says some sexy shit to get her back, she rubs the phone on her crackie bush and forgives him. History repeats itself over and over again with these two crackheads.

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