If it wasn’t for Brit Brit’s new Cheeto-eatin’ dress, I would think that this was the same clip from her Bambi (awww, he lost his mommy) Awards performance in Germany last night. It wasn’t. Brit Brit “performed” that “Woomanizah” mess on Star Academy in France tonight and it was the same shit, different outfit. Well, not an entirely different outfit, because the top hat stayed. It probably keeps her weave fleas (they will never leave) from jumping on to the stage and taking the spotlight away from her, because their dance moves are better than hers.
Seriously. Daddy Spears needs to light a Cheeto and stick it up her jelly donut hole, so that she bounces around a little faster. And what is the point of that mic shit? Even Stevie Wonder can see that she’s lip-synching! I love that they didn’t even turn that shit on.
Brit is supposed to perform on X-Factor in the UK tomorrow night, but you can just watch the clip above and replace the host’s French accent with an English one. It’s going to be the exact same shit. But I do hope that tomorrow night she brings back her impeccable BRITish accent. I miss it. “Blimey, y’all!”
Below are a few picture of Brit Brit on the balcony of her hotel in Paris. It’s like a scene from Cheet-eo & Juliet!