I seriously screamed “It’s fucking Jacinda” when I saw these pap pictures of her ass walking around with her family in Los Angeles yesterday. I had a major crush on her ass when she was on “The Real World: London.” Okay, I shouldn’t really call it a crush. I wanted to be her. I even put on my mom’s gypsy skirts and pranced around like I was fucking Jacinda. “The Real World: London” was a bore fest, but Jacinda was hot. Too bad Legend isn’t in these pictures. That would make my life.
And if you don’t feel all sparkly in the loins over Jacinda like I do, I’ve thrown in some pictures of Gwen, Zuma Nesta, Kingston and Gavin at the park yesterday. What the fuck are these people wearing on their bodies?! It’s like the Salvation Army “1 pound for $1” bin exploded all over them.