Our little Cheetoling performed at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday wearing some shit she snatched from Vadge’s dirty laundry (smells like nutsack blood). You know, I’m just not sure if Brit Brit’s beef jerky area has what it takes to pull this shit off. It’s no match for Vadge’s roided-up crotch of destruction. Look at Vadge’s nut breaker area, it’s flexing like it’s in the Mr. Universe competition. I’m gonna have to give this one to Vadge. Mostly, because if I don’t, her iron vag will crush me into a million pieces.
Below is Brit Brit’s performance of “Woomanizah” and she didn’t fuck up! I mean, she memorized all the dance steps and I think she even mouthed every single word correctly! I’m so proud of her. And if you notice, she really tried to make her Lexapro eyes twinkle a little brighter. She did real fine! Daddy Spears better give her an extra bag of Cheetos and throw her a Frapp social as a reward!