Tommy Loves The Paparazzi Pictures Of Suri

November 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you’re going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl.

Fuck, he’s gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she’s going to wear and how she’s going to act. He probably talks to her like she’s an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she’s the only thing that’s keeping him relevant.

Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, “It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult.” Of course, he’s not going to be difficult. He’s probably tipping their asses off!

Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.

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