That’s My Skank!

November 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When Aubrey O’Day was kicked out of Danity Kant (typo, but it stays), she gave some motivational speech about how everyone thinks she’s just some gutter whore and that she’s sick of defending herself as a woman. It was truly touching. Well, Aubrey is showing the H8RS that she’s not just some “suck a dick for a dime bag” bitch by posing for Playboy. That’s right, Aubrey! When you fall off that horse, take off your top, get right back on and ride until you’re raw. When life gives you two plastic titty sacks, pose for Playboy!

TMZ says that yesterday in a NYC studio, Aubrey was doing what she does best: skanking it up! The spread is reportedly being shot by Markus Klinko. A source also said that cats were somehow involved.

Duh. They had no choice. When Aubrey took off her chonies, the alley cats starting breaking windows and crawling through the ducts to get in. They thought their rotten fish Thanksgiving feast came early!

Aubrey makes me so proud. My genitals tear up at how she’s overcome the odds. She continues to get sluttier and sluttier by the day and this is a truly beautiful thing.

Image: Complex.com

Tags: Aubrey O'Day

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