It’s Probably Quadruplets!

November 26, 2008 / Posted by:

When isn’t Saint Angelina knocked up? Brad Pitt sneezes near her and BOOM! She suddenly has morning sickness. If she uses the toilet right after Brad, ten seconds later she suddenly feels a tingling in her womb from her latest lottery winner. This is why I wouldn’t be surprised if InTouch’s claims about her being 3-months pregnant with another chosen one turned out to be true. Shit. It’s probably four mini-messiahs. Fuck. She’s probably carrying a whole 8-person third world family up in there.

According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the side-eye because he wasn’t ready to go public with the news.

Brangie’s spokeswhore said InTouch is lie-telling! They told UsWeekly that she’s not pregnant at all. Saint Angie barely presented the twin messiahs to the world last July.

I’m having a hard time believing that she would just blurt it out like that. That’s not her style. She would announce the news on the cover of Art Forum. You know, then it wouldn’t be considered famewhoring. It would be ART!

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