Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy

November 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Carson Daly has a penis. And a real-life girl with working private parts actually let him stick said penis into her long enough to create a baby. The world is a strange place.

Carson’s PR bitch told People that his girlfriend Siri Pinter is knocked up with their first baby due in the spring. “Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends.”

I will bet my entire stash of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies that Siri is going to give brith to one, big, bulging eyeball with two legs attached. It’s totally going to look like this!

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