Afternoon Crumbs
Sasha Fierce’s camel toe has come upon us in all its fiernceness (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Marky Mark, after you’re done pissin on that wall, say hello to your mutha for me – Popsugar
Beyonce really needs to drop the cyborg shit – Just Jared
Claudia Schiffer looks like shit – Hollywood Tuna
Hugh Jackman is the worst kind of straight dude – Towleroad
Joaquin Phoenix is the next Vanilla Ice – Lainey Gossip
Kristen Stewart celebrates her new stardom by smoking a bowl out in the open – IDLYITW
Mark Ronson’s old piece is completely nude – Egotastic!
A nude Naomi Campbell served three different ways – Cityrag
HoHan can’t hide – Hollywood Rag
Yawnsville: The winner of “Dancing with the Has-Beens” – Celebitchy
Pink fucking herself – Socialite Life
My Little Pony Parker forgot to do her mane – I’m Not Obsessed
Jakey Poo’s parents are broke – Holy Moly!
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might get married on Sad Clown Baby’s birthday – SOW
Jaime Pressley wrote a fucking book?! For why? – ICYDK