Yanni Is Looking Mighty Fine

November 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Adrien Brody still looks like Yanni after a sexy orgy with The Lov-ahs from “SNL,” but I don’t mind it. I just want him to pour me into a hot tub, feed me a variety of spiced meats and stroke my hair with a porcelain brush. Afterwards, he will smoke a cigar while telling his pet Afghan Hound: “Michael K and I made love so powerful, methinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high!

Seriously, I bet his unkept nut bush smells like Patchouli, rose water and Chinese incense smoke. That said, I’d breathe it in for hours.

Here’s Adrien, that trick he’s always with, Etta James and Beyonce at the “Cadillac Records” premiere in Los Angeles last night. Look how fucking hot Etta James is. I can’t believe they had Beyonce play her ass. Etta needed someone of equal hotness to play her. I’m thinking Hottie from “Flavor of Love” or Alexyss K. Tylor.

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