First we had Shane Mercado, then Cubby, then the Big Girls and now we have this bitch doing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)” in the fucking snow! This eskihomo is shaking his ice nuts to Beyonce in goddamn Alaska! When I go out in the snow, I have to wear two coats and a fake fur wine bag over my genitals! And homegirl here is in a leotard and not much else. He doesn’t even have his dignity to keep him warm! His manpussy lips must be frozen solid.
This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally! If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song and if he starts to do the glitter bounce, then you have your answer!