The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details
November 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Tommy Girl hasn’t look like this since fucking “Cocktail.” You can Photoshop the beat out of his face, but you can still see Xenu in his eyes. And you know they had to mop up the floor after this photo shoot, because Tommy’s no-no was slobbering like Hooch while striking this pose. Johnny Travolta makes Tommy hold this exact position while he peen slaps his nalgas.
And I think Details missed a word in the issue’s title. It should be “The Power Bottom Issue.” I mean, Tommy is on the cover….
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