Obama Did Not Approve This

November 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Yes, this is Brit Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone’s December 2008 issue. It’s not the 1998 issue even though it looks like that shit. The jeans, the belly ring and you know her t-shirt is tied in the back with a scrunchie. That’s how we used to do it back then. Obviously, Brit Brit needs a few gorgeous chola friends, because those eyebrows need serious attention. They need a little tender, loving, pluck from a hot tweezer and a Sharpie.

And doesn’t Obama own that line or some shit? No Brit can’t…..use that line without permission from our president-elect!

So….in the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit Brit yaps to the magazine about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an “old person.” She goes on to talk about how SPF and JJ are developing quite nicely and “are starting to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

So SPF is already saying the fuck word. He should graduate to the “cunt” word next week. That way he’ll be way ahead of all his friends in school. Shit, I wish they taught me that shit in kindergarten instead of dumb words like “tree” and “apple.” Shit and fuck are the staples in my vocabulary and every child should be well versed in how and when to use them. I think SPF is some kind of child prodigy if he’s already saying the fuck word!



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