Weird Shooting At The Scientology Centre

November 24, 2008 / Posted by:

This is some weird news, but I guess since it happened on the grounds of the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood, it’s not so weird?

A man in his 40s drove up to the Centre in a red convertible yesterday afternoon. He got out of his car and approached three security guards carrying two 5-foot samurai swords in each hand. This shit sounds like just a regular afternoon down in Tommy Girl’s sex dungeon. Unfortunately, it was not and one of the security guards shot the man with a semiautomatic handgun. According to the police, the surveillance video showed the man waving the swords at the guards. One of the HBICs of the LAPD said, “The evidence is very clear the security officers were defending their safety.”

The police said that the man was involved with the Scientologists a long time ago, but they aren’t sure what his relationship was with them.

Was shooting the dude really necessary? Couldn’t they taser him or better yet, sic Jenna Elfman’s crazy ass on him.

And it’s nice to know that “so-called church” guards are carrying guns. Does this mean that nuns carry glocks in their garters?


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