Alien Princess RiRi had to find a way to top Sasha Fierce in the “I’m so avante-garde” department and wearing an eye patch was the answer. Shiver me timbers! The eye patch made sense since it looks like she has an annoying bird on her head and she moves like she has a peg leg. She fucking looked like Prince from the 80s dressed as a pirate to a Waterworld-themed S&M party.
Together, Alien Princess RiRi and Sasha Fierce are making thousands of Sci-Fi nerd peens go raw. They are like a Sci-Fi nerd’s wet dream come true.
Click here to see Space Pirate RiRi’s performance, but the pictures really say it all.
Also, here’s a few pics of RiRi walking the red carpet while wearing Holly Hobbie’s bedskirt after it was left in the dryer too long.