Suri’s Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent

November 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today. If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay. Those custom made PradaGucciArmaniVersaceBurberryWhoever dresses don’t come cheap!

Speaking of those dresses, Tommy Girl told Entertainment Tonight that Suri refuses to wear pants and only wants to wear dresses. He said that Suri is a “girlie girl” and “she won’t wear pants. Kate finally got her in jeans the other day. We put the pants on and walk away and the pants are off and the dress is on.” Like Tommy Girl, like daughter! That’s why Katie always looks like drained caca in the face, because if she’s not fighting Suri about wearing another dress, she’s fighting Tommy about the same thing.

Here’s Suri and that woman in NYC today. Yes, Katie looks like shit again. I should just customize my keyboard with a button that will automatically type “Katie looks like shit again” whenever I hit it. That would save a lot of time.

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