La Pequeña has a new video, but this time she kept her baby nalgas and nippies covered! She’s playing some dude named Leonardo Farkas. According to Wikipedia, he’s some kind of businessman from Chile who is known for giving away money on the street to strangers. He’s apparently considering running for the President of Chile next year. Obviously, he should be President for the simple fact that he has a truly gorgeous mullet that looks like it was made from the pube bushes of the angels.
La Pequeña’s wig looks like it was made from the polyester balls that Kim from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s” wig coughs up. Even though this video needs more bare trannyness, I was still entertained thanks to the use of the theme from “The Greatest American Hero.” That song cures all. Whenever I’m having trouble passing a butt nugget, I play that song and out it comes!
And if you’re disappointed because you were expecting to see a half-naked midget tranny in this newest La Pequeña video, I’ve posted some pictures of Xtina from last night’s American Mess Awards to hold you over. It’s pretty much the same thing.
UPDATE: I forgot to add the video of Xtina’s performance from last night, because I blacked it out. Xtina did a 7-minute long medley of her greatest hits. 7-minutes in HELL! She sounded like a deaf lion going into labor while having a seizure.