I knew there was a good reason why I was sat through the American Mess Awards last night, it was so that I could catch a glimpse of our beloved “Hot Babe of the Year” and international supermodel Phoebe Price! I smelled the aroma of crispy chicken skin even before the camera caught her ravishing fire nest.
PP was there because what’s an award without the hardest-working seat filler in the business! She gave out mints in the ladies bathroom between her seat filling shifts. I kid, I kid. PP was there because when you think of America, you think of PP. When you think of music, you think of PP. And when you think of award shows, you think of PP. Clearly.
Chicken Cutlets was even caught on camera like twice! She probably got a total of 10-seconds airtime. I think that’s a record for her! And the Emmy for Sexiest Chicken Cutlets Filling an Awards Show Seat goes to…..
Here’s more of PP wearing a vintage David’s Bridal bridesmaids dress last night.