Brit Still Wants This

November 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib’s pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She’s also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won’t let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy’s got her on a leash and Brit doesn’t love it.

During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they’ve been fighting and she doesn’t love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is “acting like a 15-year-old and isn’t very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place.” Even though she’s not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he’s gotten her business shit together.

This is basically what I’m hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she’s going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it’s better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It’s time to move on.

And I don’t understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That’s my only guess.

Here’s Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.

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