Kanye West Is Not Mad, He’s Lazy

November 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Why does Kanye West only type in CAPS on his blog? He’s not screaming at you, he’s just lazy. In one of his blog posts today, Kanye explains:

I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I’M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.

And his left foot is remixing music, his right foot is bottle feeding newborn kittens and his ass cheeks are knitting sweaters for homeless children. Kanye is so busy. SQUID BRAINS, please. You know what he’s doing with that other hand. I’m always using my other hand to hold my “phone.” I’ve also learned how to type and scroll with my nose, because then my other hand is free to poke at my iHole…I mean…iPod.

Kanye could still type with one hand in all lower case. Then it would feel like he was softly whispering in our eyes instead of yelling at us. Seriously, after reading a Kanye post, I have to wipe my face off, because it feels like he’s spitting all over me while screaming.

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