Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey’s twins, so she doesn’t think it’s a good idea to have a silk couch around the house. If you want to lay on Jenna’s stank, it will cost you at least $9,500. Here’s the description from the eBay auction:
This barely used silk Casa Armani sofa belongs to Jenna Jameson. Now that she and her beau Tito have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary.
The original purchase price was at least double what it is being auctioned for.
If you replace the words “silk” and “couch” with “sick” and “cooch,” the auction might make more sense to you. Jenna’s sick cooch will set you back 9500 clams, but you’ll end up paying twice as much for the ass transplant you’ll need after catching all kinds of jungle diseases from that shit. As soon as you sit down, you’ll scream, “O mah Jeebus! Mah ass done combusted!” Normally when that happens to me, I just put a little Vaseline on it and then shake it off, but I don’t think that will work in this case.
VIA Socialite Life