It takes a lot of money too look like a ran over piece of trash, because Linda Hogan wants more of it! Hulk Hogan is currently paying her gutter garbage ass $40,000 a month in temporary alimony, but she’s whining that it’s not enough and she’s going poor. Meanwhile, some broke bitches are trying to make balanced meals out of Top Ramen, popcorn, white rice and ketchup packets from McDonald’s.
Linda dragged Hulk into court on Thursday and asked a judge to unfreeze their assets, so that she could dip into them. She should drown in them if you ask me. Hulk’s lawyer asked Linda to show proof that she’s going broke. Um. Just look at her. That’s a broke down, used up bitch if I ever saw one.
In addition to the 40 grand a month, Hulk also pays for repairs and maintenance to the home. He refused to pay for cable TV, window washing, their security system and pest control. Oh, that’s where the $40k a month is going. Imagine how much it costs to keep the fleas, scabies, crabs, roaches, maggots and silverfish off of this skank!
Hulk also told the court that Linda recently dropped $14,000 on plastic surgery. The surgeon forgot to do one very important surgery: he forgot to sew her mouth shut. Shit. Sew all Hogan’s mouths shut.
You know, I think we’re all going to laugh until we queef in 5 years when Linda is really broke, because her 19-year-old fug toy ran off with all her money. And then we’re going to gag on our own vomit after watching the sex tape she’ll “leak” to drum up some cash. Ugh. That’s totally going to happen.