After “Cashmere Mafia” was canned, Lucy Liu took her wonk eye to “Dirty Sexy Money” and it looks like she’s unemployed again. A source at ABC told E!’s Kristin that everyone who works on DSM were told yesterday to get in the bread line, because the show has been canceled. ABC only said they have passed on picking up any new episodes for the show. Yup, they’re done.
This is why I usually stick to watching reality shows, because they hardly ever get the cut. Whenever I get attached to a real show, the network usually sends it off take a permanent dirt nap. Now where will I get my weekly dose of Lucy Liu, Donald Sutherland, Peter Krause and Jill Calyburgh all wrapped up in a pretty package?
ABC has also canceled “Eli Stone” (I blame Katie Holmes) and “Pushing Daisies.” The latter shit I never got into even though crazy bitches basically held knives to my throat, demanding that I surrender myself to the magicalness of the show. They swore to me that I’d fart rainbows. I never did. It always felt like I was watching a really bad episode of Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre.
Eli, DSM and Daisies may be on their way to the graveyard, but ten million versions CSI and Law & Order live on!!!