TMI: The World’s Fattest Man Consumated His Marriage!

When the world’s fattest dude, Manuel Uribe, got married to Claudia Solis last month in Mexico, my gutter trash mind immediately created pictures of how the two crazy kids spent their wedding night. I figured Claudia poured some guacamole and hot sauce on her cooze and Manuel had himself an all-you-can-eat fish taco midnight dinner.

Well, according to the Daily Star it didn’t really go down like that. Manuel’s friends really wanted him to bust a load of heavy cream (he really cums heavy cream) on his wedding night, so they made him a special sex ramp inspired by Liberator. The three-foot ramp is reinforced with concrete and what’s ever in Posh’s tits. Manuel just has to lay his lower half on the ramp, so that Claudia has easy access to ride his chorizo until she gets hers or until his heart calls “time out.”

Manuel confirmed the joyous news to the Daily Star, “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

Claudia better fuck in moderation. Every time Manuel busts one inside her, she gains 5lbs.

And when Manuel loses all the weight, they can donate their sex toy to the city to be used as a highway on-ramp!

Thanks jazzfish_77