The Day Their World Came Crashing Down

November 20, 2008 / Posted by:

On May 21, 2008, David Cook became our next “American Idol.” It is also the day that the lives of these tween girls came crashing down on them destroying their will to go on!

Well, not all the girls were tortured by the news that Fetus Archuleta lost. The Aero Surf girl is awesome. She’s basically laughing at all of their asses on the inside, but realizes that if the other girls find out, they will turn on her and eat her alive. So she quickly plays along. She’s totally a secret David Cook fan.

When one of the girls screams “That loser doesn’t even shave,” you know Aero Surf wanted to shout, “Well, that mouth breather hasn’t lost all his baby teeth yet!”

I shouldn’t make fun of these girls, because this was basically my reaction every time that dumb bitch Kristy Lee Cook made it to the next round. It will also be my reaction when the Live Feed Puppies go off the Internet.

P.S. – Only winners shave. Remember that.

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Thanks Callan

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